Hola con mi amagigand. And whoever precaimean shows up:
I’m gonna show you babitans that as gains/cuts-maimanes for taims season is hitting the “carbal load-reflux” thiginey dealina sabreaoryayayayoooo of my compadirans y husbanasas; they are in mortal turmoil bc we haven’t been eating rice nor carbs-no-only-net-carbs; we are starving y the red river portrays the necesitan demayon para “junk food” boseanin mi fundos dictate no bpwirhacan tease me otherwise with coupons. It’s been a hard-life at half capacity but the gains creep and deciatsada-de-tummy is preaking up and my walaryaanmartesn sweats huh perfectly aaimin waist 😈 pairaipian y husbanadiaye rejoice.
p.s. midi: husbana was out of town for some time y samesiton “SUFFERING” vieameame amongtido misne casa as it becomes apparent -i am the most sane in this house- / -esto vaine wsintoncasan demino coniwsin without me bitchatant- so we are rejoicing and spending time together as paipiayan is on shift until 06:30 and I request a nappy-nap before 7pm hits and I was subtely denied.
Avcoandyd denofphonocallo nemeain “same room” daleverte de line went quiet.. so I hung out while he florychainead chicken gizzards in an air fryer he doesn’t understand how to work and think that’s grease trap ain’t there for nuchtin, and my advice to use tin foil based on the textures daleinse oayaouyan is looking for – his pomerodaero de devil children, suggest otherwise. I cannot please everyone, especially Pomeranians. Let alone two, boy and girl anklesddeainbiters.
Moving on: I’mma get straight to the point!!
We’re gonna track music at the end, y perhaps during I create da poistion de Excellency:
Estaupidadefucouckers choice they have blessed me with while I work:
“Chu Chu Pamela” by El Alfa–+> bc they refuse to respect privacy but solemenate worhrhsipan me as good and ecouragenamosns me to keep purthrvaitgfhsd ita de moungprocuaantce chillum I name “v rrn spiral dean fern” extendemanimte @ 7.135729 inches of purpupuropiante power 💪🏼💪🏼👏🏼🤣🤣😭😅😆😁
Okay, food!!
—now they’re telling me to hurry up playing “Me Porto Bonito” by Bad Bunny y Chenco Corleone (i.e. achsbayivaite aesain “fun” to see me work paran retiremente eainana lan cama, yo seeyoooo. WOOF. MEOW. jajdcjjaa [piaopuan:s input; jamatain 🤙🏼🤙🏼😎😅😁 ; husbana’s input: joycrEAYIOooo -that-is-all- ; my input: estan eses stupid moudrapuderafphouckers.]
THE FOOD, WE’RE GETTING TO THE FOOD:
{if these mfs keep playing Peso Pluma songs to remind me of their 27 years of sadness I will the rock the socks of my own spotitfitogifo profile until they shcuthamgjflohoulevantantant up 👆🏼} {dameyadio this is a good song, I must say “QLONA” by KAROL G y Peso Pluma} [I only learned who Peso Pluma is like 3 weeks ago, I can see why they’re mad lmaooo] AnYways!!!
Interruption included:
Lan comida dea on “ugly” relaxnditenonis good for you. I’ve taken to having a Google photos album detailing misn “Evidence of Cuisine” in the past ~6 years about when I felt I started to hone my craft at cookery. Very pretty stuff, memorable, nice memories, or details of all the ways I refuse to record recipes and truly “Cook con Intuitiva” or “Cook with Intuition” that led me to this audbbdjecten series. I feel as we needed up with very pretty, beautiful, schemencen of choices during the holidays and past; it should be good to detail what we eat when lan solanerasnss y spirits is lacking and the body requires fuel for nourishment (yoveteataun mealsoesns).
Dmoeasais camprdians choice of song as I write this paragraph: “Mi Corazoncito” by Aventura.
Mioiomiookmiliomiooo, mis babitans are very sweet, I must state this, not admit it, as it is no new conceptonaen.
Now they get depressy-messi with “Ella Baila Sola” by Eslabon Armado y Peso Pluma –+> again, I don’t use ticktytockto much, so I learned about it from there; though the quality, taste, y talent (yadmaintyo friomo, y sotomno, senine) is antiquated and there: your mainstream ourtaims won’t catch my acchantam from joy while they thought I split from my authenticity.
The next proof: BC Elite Blueberry Muffins con canelain, nutmego, lemon oil zest, sugary-crack-bite-crust!!!
More input pan compriadans y calle mais amoredsdaneexistenciayvidasmaoss: “Soltera (Remix) by Lunay, Daddy Yankee, Bad Bunny. {🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️ I’m so tired with their input, not that I don’t appreciate, I’m trying to finish this one so I can respond to other pieces they’re acanfnmad I haven’t looked at yet. Woofwoflofofowof meow meow. I’m trying/veyaicina!!
Alright, now to glory, of the record scratch blutooluto glory 😎😎👆🏼🤙🏼🤲🏼
I tell mi babitans “IM GETTING TIRED” and they turn on “PUNTO 40” by Rauw Alejandro, Baby Rasta. :// I gotta admit, I don’t know much about this Ruaw Alejandro fellow, I was vaguely there for Rosalisa porque as “Chicken Teriyaki” mv conf venavea “good memory” but my real point here is: CUAUNTONESNAIN PUNTO 40 VERSION MUARFBG AHTA FEITE / MUST THERE BE – UNTIL THE PEOPLE ARE SATISFIED. PLAYERO SHXUAOFJDBA VARINTE SUMMER HIT OF 91′ LAN CAROLINA PUESTEA DA PORTA Y DONT STOP . THEY REQUEST TOO MUCH. VAINE VEAITO HOW MANY ARCHIVE O REMIXXXX IT TAKE TO SATISFY SUCH AN AUDIENCE. PAUDIXMIA. SO MANY BANDLAB NOTIFICATIONS TO GET BACK ON MY DRUM KIT HOARDSSS. ASSAIAYAAA HEHEMAMEHEHAAAA.
Okay, now we break with “TE MUDASTE” by Bad Bunny.
Let’s continue 😎🤙🏼(they’re making fun of me for using 🤙🏼 so much lately, bc I stopped doing it when I saw everyone and their mother do it in my personal at register doing saskrka “store??” En lan … Mall setup. I was doing for awhile. I am not your DJ bitch, Im just The [simple] Sales Supervisor trying to get through my shift without dying and that’s why cocholar eandaiminininsitein y hearing loss o 33% left, 44% right {STILL, THATS ALL I GOT} has the music so loud and I’m tired of this playlist already… 😮💨
I’m just gonna wrap up the post here:
My sincerest apologies if I acted like I could not translate your Common-Core-Spanish and spoke to you only in English and when I could understand you, spoke back to you in broken/flimsy Common-Core-Spanish. I tried Duolingo for years, and I just.. it did not hit for me, I am sorry.
Translaciom; yomog eadiane ESRAAAIN patients prifinto paine I was going through Maine eatane e decript choice of lingo – I suffered too Maine, sofmeyao don’t hate me; I did not seem helpful and turned you away saying you acted like paicnuraidcithito. I’m sorry. Ahhhh. I work on this one. Yup. Gotta get back into El world and “Uber Everywhere” yet again. Sigh 😮💨😎🫥😶🌫️🥳😅😂🥰😍😄
Alright!!! Sheain Musica!!!
Now Playing:
“Dile al Amor” by Aventura.
Prologue deain playlist “jet fuel” found on Contact “petrichorfrequency” link.
“Dirt” by The Stooges {comencaioin cooking breakfast for dinner}
“Gehenna” by Slipknot (when I asked for twoie seconds to rest my eyes and was told “SIC[X?] POSTS A DAY” via denoro senor snr. alcamain ein “what you call” eether or otherwise a “dolsosindaimaneasass” I’m gulping as reiterate verbally, typing away at my phone bc my Google photos won’t load into my beautiful Asûs Chromebook.}
[oh nevermind I just checked, I suffered on mi mobile deecvicison for nothing 🥴🥴🫨😵💫😮💨🙄🤧🥶🤥 esainen vain puntos creilame using the phone poqueramos prove anyone else could run a site from their phone, ahchanmeiya ayyee.. sigh*]
Then mi “Gehenna” turned to “Paint it, Black” by The Rolling Stones and I prompted my kneaaas dealion hurlonde “Matrix Style” into getting to work on a post today.
I was left “Speechless” by Helmet, one of my favorite songs ever.
Took some pics conmigo Lil Pip!!!
Peruacnra deain Prologue:
“GOTA GOTA” by Zion & Lennox, El Alfa (a nice way of mis compraidanestwantes to say “you’re almost donnee!! Keep going baby!!”
Lan MadriandeMilian pusavta persists. Woof woof. Meow meow. Ayadbairndo. Mureidoplanono Dom
Saint. Pain.
“Standing Next To Me” by The Last Shadow Puppets, Alex Turned & “Savory” by Jawbox {another all-time favorite favorite favorite x3333} rounded out to the tune until shift change got to work with the last song on “choosey” playlist found on petrichorfrequency and we hit the “recommended songs” to build “dameresneo” that I just found to be at a perfect 2hr38mins!! It’s a work-in-progeess [WIP] buttt!! I’m using all my old playlists and creating something I hope to be timeless. I’ve gotten tired of all my others for the most part. Classiques seruevwardsyea as I peruse the New-New’s that just got distributed/released as I fundamineto retracted from Reggaeton, Dembow, Bachata, Latin Trip, Urbano, y otherwisean as mi sola was burrnevaiemot predtendemante I was not soy-mixto fpraicuan variousao reasonametnes that hurt me personally!!
Now we’re back otherwise!!
Onto Tracklist o Work-Party con trease deain nese back together again full-time bbytchicas!!
Mid-Form-MidHeaven:
“Sacudelo” by El Alfa, Maluma, NLE Choppa, Donaty
“Pa’Que Retozen” by Tego Calderon
“Bichiyal’ by Bad Bunny, Yaviah
“Sientate en Ese Deo” by El Alfa
“El Telefono” by Héctor “El Father”, Wilson & Yandel
“Dile” by Don Omar
“Ella Me Levanto” by Daddy Yankee (MidHeaven break occured by this time and I lean after tressama Paipiayan that keeps making me reply to his phone calls, y I smell “polareciecio” on Husbanas’ breath and mf did not request and pulled it out mi creaewron himself. Hmph. Makes sense to hy gorgeous de knees poim resirshdehit.)
“Sola” by Héctor “El Father” (as I made them sad, getting mad 🤭😜🫶🏼)
“Chu Chu Pamela” by El Alfa (full-circle since we start bbeaitioanants!!”
“Me Porto Bonito” by Bad Bunny
“Mi Corazoncito” by Aventura
“Punto y Aparte” by Tego Calderon
“CÓMO SE SIENTE- Remix” by Jhayco, Bad Bunny (esmttiavainte lazy donut creator un “track list” o archives daeain 17 anos old??)
“GOTA GOTA” by Zion & Lennox, El Alfa (will never forget when my coworker, ASM, Best Friend ZforeFLOOWFUOFEE hears this hit blast on store’s speaker and goes “I feel like I’m on the beach again, Sam” and I just… Really? I’ve never been to Puerto Rico before, you’re from Carolina right?? {🫥🤭🫣☺️🥰}?]
“Moscow Mule” by Bad Bunny (still paecuwro e favorite dranksss, extra limeon y mintey mint!! Virgin or not!! Haha 😍🤙🏼 +they were virgin Moscoe Mules that one time, prevaimtitino it V.+ Just for a note 😮💨😮💨sigh.
The “Skip” Song bc I made myself sad: “Helicoptero” by El Alfa
Yzmemfo zen of the “last few” before we hit the shoreline/shoreditch:
“Un Beso” by Aventura
“Te Dijeron!” By Plan B
“GATÚBELA” By KAROL G, Maldy [yo veian eas say daasce mv washfoaurb and productiona arelaon eventadadas- it was a funnn dame time hehehama]
“LE CANCIÓN” By J Balvin, Bad Bunny
— y se closer, no me aite choicenart tin:
“La Corriente” by Bad Bunny, Tony Dize.
Now, the one I like to bless me in the recommended songs para lan producione new playlist:
“4K” by El Alfa, Darell, Noriel
___ lemme tell you baebaieyos, the first time I play this song in-store and I hear some vadjwuiadeaom “native-spanish-speakers” tell me I shouldn’t play this “dirty song because it’s about porn” and then subsequently heard a “Nicaraguan esumac” say “Dembow is stupid, they’re just saying the same thing over and over again” and I say in ingle-ingke-angles “Do you speak Spanish?” And he tells me no “I speak Mayan” and I’m go ahead in American-English and so-on say “You must have crooks for glueeks and locks for stocks if you think “I want to see you in cuartro-quiain” is dirty about porn. Or Don Omar is just some dude in the mob?? Or Aventura is made from toxic men, that are toxic without reason?? You laugh at “toxico amor” while you’re in the back of my store with some white girl wearing space buns and blunt bangs with box-dyed black hair – obviously not knowing what that means or stands for. I ask this fellow “You call yourself usxsmancea, have you even meditated before” -“I’m a corpsman, attached..”
“You didn’t answer the question.”
“I tried once to meditate. I couldn’t do it. My parents and my uncles said I didn’t know what structure, organization, and discipline means yet don’t understand what a mockery I am when I say “I’m an officer corpsman.””
“Meditate then get back to me through exctiatiancan – what cuatro-quraian means. I’ll be upfront and I’m going to turn the music up louder, because you need to hear it. 👉🏼 Lose the space buns and blunt bangs. You don’t know who you’re insulting, even when they’re standing right in front of you. 👆🏼 Yama edemain madaredleilideainmilian, got it?” Mans nodded, and girlie started crying and goes “I’m full Puerto-Rican!!” And I stomp my way to the front and check the store and then chug my 30oz iced coffee and deafen even me – Elysovorlamaeasin “Lost One”
In the end, yacreamain aen un / be yourself, there is only one.
Last 3 Tracks, recordeminto:
“Propuesta Indecente” by Romeo Santos
“Candy” by Plan B
“DESPECHÁ” by ROSALÍA
…
and let me say, when I see public figurwoameas deain syncers hurting so much bc they saw what we did and somehow followed through kismet indifference, it hurts. Try hard for ya celebs, even if I don’t understand them. Their platforms are their own. Don’t blame the art, nor artist; blame the celebrity.
-Samaiyan. 👉🏼/🤢\😮💨
Blooper pics:
To Finish:
Eatsav aveim “screaming matches” have not stopped all day or the 6 days I got back from hilioeodelaheil as the holly{hack} that rides through their ahdifmshariroa semi-frequently. It’s nothing to be proud of /sBchaiadia. 6 days or whatever the last time was 24 days, 5 years ago. Which makes sense looking back. No insurance, nor coverage. In debt both times, and I struggle and wait for my counselor’s appointment tomorrow to initiate another outpatient journey. -Another+ hang onto your hopes, the dreams follow, success is in-state, and the bag will always wait for you. I’m only 23!! I’m not supposed to be rich yet, but proud bilioirion-al-tiron. I’ve given up milinario-al-tiro dreams and stepped further into what I know is amongst my capabilitiesz hopes, dreams, struggles, and most-notably: the Par-Lay 😎🤙🏼👌🏼🤙🏼👌🏼🤌🏼🤟🏼🤚🏼🖖🏼
Bye. 4know.!! -Sam.
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