Tag: Recounting what my Father Figures taught me

I ransacked you because I learned form the best’s
Whose own mother-of-some-sort ranout of Lithuaninia and retreated to Canada
To be some frenchie juicing the laissez-faire ketchup with beets that were hidden as stones or
Otherwise
Steel-toe boulders of stainless iroin ore hidden as Idk
Some asteroids of moldavite because people needed helmets or something.
I too have been orthopeid and orthopedic in surgeernyary disregard bc well
I know what it is to be a spud sack and I laughed
In frozen ice truck otw to Israel

[just bc I got spoon-fed every flavor applesauce you could think of : original. organic. cinnamon, cinnamon organic. mint flavored of old potato-sack shit origins, strawberry, strawberry jam berry. houndstoohbrererthroot. more cinnamon, then! unsweetened. then original. then unsweetened original. the blueberries on top; then you get a parfait. I CHOSE BLACBERRIES AMHAUAHMAH NIGHTSHADE PEASTONES HAAHAHAHA. then original. Then you get a slice of apple pie. AND THEN> I can’t remember what it is. AH HAGENZDAZ. I love those double chocolate bars. ROOMAAA KNOWS WHAT”S GOOD WHEN THEY SEND YA TO THE SAND OF THE SEA MUAHAHAHIAHA IM EVIL’ FOR MYJ OY OF SAUCED APPLES MUAHAHUAHA TELL THE DR MORE HONEY. (I’m a psych doctorate with a DoctorswithouBorders cert.) (eat dem apple kids, you don’t want auntie mother around putting them in your turkey subs again with fennel and mesclun do yaaaa?? *winkwinkwonk* :)]]
I climbed granite as a kid
I fucking love minerals.
My skin soaks it up.
Otherwise – Cancer. What can ya do.
Zombie girls of salacious nature like salamanders because they’re the baby sea turtle of
Lizards and lizards and miniature dinosaurs and I love paleontology
Bc some hawt goldbug said that life finds ways like dinosaurs.
The Female always come crawling around for teh shooty-shooty-boom-boom happy color sound-phonics.
I was born deaf and blind don’t ya know.
Speech impediments. Glaciers, amirite.
Anyways.
Fish have fins bc they got mutated and the cochlear just slit my gils in half and stretched the wire cord that became a vein.
2 chords for nasty ass scene the microscope caused when the stems of cellulose divide meioisifed my ass from potato sack to yogi polar bear Virtuouso.
Ya tai chi, great workout dude [I’ve been hit a many of IED and My Father is from SC and his Father a Virginia Boy; otherwise we don’t talk about the travels. We just invisibly stream through town and let the girl drive bc your 45 minutes is her 2, maybe 3.]

The first time I learned to drive was on a CH-52 bomber jet engine plane on an aircraft carrier]]] (The Atlantic, he said Pacific too easy, I like cold water anyways. [The Indigenous Shit.]] . “I Fucking Love Lobster Rolls Granddaddy, they’re the scorpions that got hard in that salty water.” [Ricky-tocky-ticky-tacos every Friday; what a joy to eat Sea Bugs while serving my college degeree] THIS KIDS GONNNAAAA GO ALLL THEWAY> OUT DA PARK EVERY TIMMMEEEE> THE (TH REACHED IT”S NOTHING THE CRICKET BREACHED THEREFOREEEE STRRIIKKKEE YOU”RE IND ALLLAS NOW KID> GRAAB THE BROOMs.

I ransacked over 6 billion dollars in Monopoly appsadazadppapss this morning (yasterday) my ventures took me through scientific realms of galactic interstellaruous research, then I went though Camelot – that was quick; then the Old West. I had over a million dollars and these assholes left with 19 triple. Dickquicks. I made 7 in 1 min adn 45 seconds.

For any mirror of my travels’ yeah that’s pretty much relative to how I’ve worked through my careers as an ~~~~Interstellar Deacon of some sort.
Aviaonic-bird-of-some-sort… is the new playlist. Ratatatataattata cheeser eaters.
Wafers,rings, nip, or bud, or IT. I too enjoy a frozen marigold from time to time.
Bellini, daiquiri, smoothie, tonic.

Moscow Mule or White Russian covers the bored. Frosty Root Beer Mug is the virgin story.

BUMB BUBMNCHOWOW >THAT”S ALL FOLKS> CE”ST LA VIEN> Bye bye for now!

NowPlaying [fucking dork ass controlling my smart shuffle]:
I’m a Believer by The Monkees (who remembers that being a show, the kids just like the music and don’t remember the show now. Fucking local basic cable ascxcesss shows. Stupid artists of stupid children. I had to make wicker cabinets by belt-bead corn and stone clay pots where I dredged the sandstone myself. === My circles always come out perfect with a compass, the protractor is just so the other hand doesn’t get tired. WHWOAHASFOIHDFSIOJ ISTS A SPICY NIGHT folks. 238…. PROVERRBSSS. EClessiatess 138 you robbbaahhhhbobinbnbonbiirddd. Turtles. LSC>ASDAST> TURTLEES> BUGHDICHASDSHDHH. Turrrttlelss of the world. Blessed be the Creator. sShen’s on someones 1 again. What a box of pastries this guy is. I’m gonna go play some puzzles and think about how I embarras myself. Yup. Deacon Shit. / TWin[e} Lighthouses. Raktasakatock my socks off. I don’t know what sleep is anymore.

I miss alaska. Glaciers are the most comfortable beds there are. Why do I live ona coastal plain? At least the clay is colorful. xD

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Bye-Bye Song: Attitude by Misfits C.I. Recording 1978 [the most sarcastic man makes me look like a fool bc he as quicker at translating myself than I am; including non-verbals and years of self-initiated muteness(iny). Whatever. Byeeeeeeee. ––==-_+=-+ yay!
+SmartShuffle Addition: You Can Never Tell by Chuck Berry

“NOW SHE”S A TURTLE CHRISTINNEEE THE STRAWNERRY GRILLRRL . ..” by Siouxsie and the Banshees (BBBYYYYYY SIEXIOUS QUEEN) NOW SHE”S A TURTLE> “‘LET”S MAKE THESE MFS LIVE FOREVAAAAA” TURTLES CHRSTINE CTURTLES CHRSTINE MORE TURTLES (slide the EQ for me dear.)

Bout tah Hit Publish Song:

Watching the Detectives – Single Version by Elvis Costello

Happy Father’s Day!! -Sam. (6/16/2024) @04:53