There’s a mf Westeroyoes Cake
On my goddamn desk
Sanctioned with blackened syrup room
And opened flattened gallon plastic baggie
A no-lid-left-to-miss after putting it in the community sink
Leftovers for Lunch Tupperware style
A squovaline rectangle
And I was bitched at
And sniped
And tricked
And deduced
Into sleep more
And complaining of hunger
And making room to say “I think I’ll meditate.”
And some spiritual optimistic when I get that crick-glitch
In a reminder
And now it’s 06:43
Left the pot on of the double brew before I got a cup
And I remember my 3-week depression of absolutely no and broken voice
And now you guys have infiltrated my playlists with singles and international accord of decades past
And (make me.) snipe me with Army of Me
And sing Bjork
To auto berry and rasta and turpentine turquoise lights
And may decanters of plans
And odd, somehow sexual puns
On the consumption of Cheez-its
And every time I see I get Domino instead of Dixie Crystals
I earned that dead man’s heart
Before we kicked it in
31pg. story
To talk shit if family history.
Oh Bryant Blue-Marker Bryant Jones Willamston o’ TopoftheWillso’Sonndonctcha know
And now every time I reach for nutmeg
There’s oregano in the dish now
And every time I think crushed red pepper
Paprika is somehow now on the attendance order of my spice-sequencing
And I didn’t put cumin but hot mustard powder
And the neighbor yells at me in investments of banana bread
And the ulmighty shout game
And I prepared for your 3 minutes before I pop it in the oven complaints
And instead I just sat there
7 times an hour for 3-4 in a row.
Walking up in ‘Auto”
And now my lights
Have taught Pip the halloweenie
Bc zaustiena Ockbtoberwson dontcha know
And my hoarded penny-pincher gift of rations
Will soon be
Corned Beef Casseroulon Cake
And Wsteraorad would cure for 3 days in open air
And I almost asked if you want me to take it out the glass loaf dish of anchor-ng-cords
And like
Dry-can in the Tupperware.
I’ve been craving that damned canned black bread that’s on Chopped every now and then
And I wanna toast it
And every brioche must become
bread pudding.
8 years soon.
I’ll give it to ya
And since that broccoli rice one where I shit on Tony Bourdain’s post-dead but alive now soul bc
The Grrrlie knows Cryo-Coma Care 😎
Send her to France.
And I took care of the rest
That guy wanted to come back.
Not Johnny.
Noooo uh, not Johnny.
He’s finally permitting not requesting the cooking of Greek food
After a descendant ate
Moussaka,
Fresh-baked on impulse since dinner was just
“Find something around.”
Too sick to skip tricks and go out in town with eshoguelnon rebound.
No voice
Working back to singing
And they snipe me with walking-aroundthemarkc karaoke
And I get cheesy
And my blues are pretty soul to squeeze
Ya cheesy bastards.
And they won’t buy cheese and butter.
.17MinutesAgo;’
“Famine Food,.. makes War-Ration Food look Luxurious.. ifyk what I mean ..😎👆🏼👌🏼🤌🏼🤏🏼🤙🏼🫰🏼 yuh. …*52seconds later*
Lily-bulbs. Poison! Who thought to ate those in Dueastchshlanhdsazs. Taro? Ya ever eaten that. Mega poisonous, but we found a way. Cherries!?!?! Most would kill a baby if they’ve never had a carrot in their nutrition before…those seeds. But oh my… did we eat many carrots before we ever planted cherry trees ..😞🥷🏻🧙🏻♀️👩🏻🦯⛹🏻♀️🧘🏻♀️🛀🏻🧖🏻♀️💇🏻♀️💆🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️🍽️🍵
Finally unwrapped my stachoniungvegetablanoil and just like used it since I skipped making dumplings and chili oil.
Thoust bitches get chicken while I get elk.
Thousinetineaneatzen bvbitchezceecks get
plastic glassacor
I get metal and siphon vacuum steel
That matches me
Primus Anchor Cafeaalian Cup.
Good Eye in Base-xchanges.
Brown, mocha, black, and tan.
….
unzstath that’s why everything used to taste like carrot with unzstaaadac hot mustard powder bc vegetable oil is made out of carrots and carrots tops but mostly carrots. You can make fake popcorn bag butter that way. That’s why super 50s hydrogenated bottles were like..slurry with carrot bits.
OinchtalandvuciAhaine the Americans never learned to grind mustard seeds??!?!scgchsraontchat!
….”some ghost says there were Mennonites that did..”
unzdataalaim gfyrkeachenz that’s the story of Mueller Pasta was made in America
And Canola is made from Plums in China and szat Olive.
Italia to Arabia.
Gimme some Moor.
And blessings be, I was distracted writing on phone on chair next to stove and Haze the Grey Cat with Chrysocolla Eyes is sitting behind on the top part
Eyes out the window
And eyes on me
With wafting winds
Of chstaiclsskisi
It’s a
BrehashfiwsndsZatchlainch
Cake.
If it wasn’t anglo-simplified.
Hazldhcclahcrainb chrgait for this humble shdcbalraimzrain we’ve performed.
I almost left the house for legalized bodega weed prerolls and Taco Bell and then taunted+tempted with coupon after coupon after coupon.
Don’t stir the potatoes and onions too much before…! Before what?
Get distracted.
They turn out crispy and not grey-sludgehrcNeshchatuts that way.
and that leads to unsztctahe cvanchsleain gkaunts Story of Lann Villalonos Deaegmamgingrel of Miliean
Brothers Grimm og.6616.
Oh Peckinpash,
That’s Manishevitz Pack has gotta age at least another 17 Seasons of the past 86 spiritual endeavours we’ve occurred since my procurement from thlan hosetles of the one aisle in town to carry it -Alainways.
That matzo ain’t leavened now.. is it Dear? 🤨🧐🤭🫥🙂
I suppose not.
Can everything from how on, I have no qualms about it.
He hasn’t been more loving since
His grandson died.
Ancient Relics in that Fourth Boost.
And I forgot to mention.
I wasn’t the one who parted my hair two inches to the left in my sleep.
And I’m certainly not the one carving a Curved-Wilson W with the rims facing East and my waves billowing West.
Or the taunsies strand knot
That meets the 8 others at the bow.
Peaky Blinders? No one had ever made me watch that show
Until
Like uhhh
Less than a year ago
And now
It’s been enlightened.
And every time I wanna dunk on a hoe
(someone I love truly)
It comes out in weshlandaixhchydsintalk
And we’ve been getting along more than ever.
Even if your hot actor
Mmannaniamagia mirwa to you spaghetti with chili aon ealea plateerria
Was like hella British and uh
*gulp*
Musical besides the office stuff.
Lil trickster with a smile for a gun.
I want smoked paprika next.
GHosties Understandings 🤞🏻
(read behind me dawg ur deaf too.
even whilst u ded
but like
You promised to haunt me and so did I and I held that shit down
And now
You’re having too much fun with it.)
The Crumbs Stay
And chorizo
Makes real good grease
With all that paprika + chili powder
For a lil glow + life
On some real good grease bread.
And now it’s been deli-dessert talk rankings everyday for 43 days.
Babka Soon???
I gots to bread.
The Primordial Banana Bread.
Let hr cur.
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