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  • Cooking with Intuition: Toraturga Meal

    April 5th, 2024

    Alright babelietoes (my lil babies that better break their toes over their necks than bother my peace of a mundane day with no-plans-attachรจ [you down with O.P.P., yaahh – you know me ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ]

    If you have any clue what caleernea-domi-sopa-no-creta is {beef for gains, chicken for maims, and veggies for lan Sola} you best averyayyogo (stay tuned for da recipe of “cooking with intuition for nutrient adherence” ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅฐ

    You see this pot? You seemingly think this is familiar? Hmm..ph. cause it is!! It’s gains-for-pains-and-cut-the-veins+CHRCK+soooPAAAA.

    Use what you have!!

    Since I was all luney-tuney-and-tainy-rainy for mentality, I have only checked the fridge this morning to figure out a nutrient dense meal. A certain fn conglomerate of a show from Silent-Partner has maddened me into thinking I am incapable of televised heroic win of hedonism-through-cookery-nourishment. [I am calling myself a {holly}hack.) silent-partner smiles regardless.

    I ate my -soy-mixto-mint bola derebola’s worth and he ate a 40oz glassacor bowl worth while I retreated to my camera lens for abysmally display of wtf it is to live quaintly in a place that makes you miserable; i.e. look at putanging tagline on my home page at this link aqui. Or otherwise “mundaneness paramivida de suburbian dis-pleasure” or rather “I miss daBlock-what do you mean this is -an improvement?” Donde estas lan culturea- anywayyss!

    Let’s get to da food, da grubbie grub that grubbing, meal bby!!!

    Put the phocking bacon on top of the veg (yes, I eat pork bc no mames-no suenoazias; beef been real expensive lately and si, I still think chicken is the most boring protein; but obnoxiously/callously there was two chicken breasts placed on my proteins of choice I gots my moms to pull out for me while I was still institutionalized code-switching into activity room “patient-phone.” Hmph. You gets me? That’s how much I wanted Pure. Beef. The puitamas frozen peel-on medium shrimp can wait for later, whenever we gets to sleep. @ 12:40 and night-time nearly approaches for us vulturous-virtuous-vulcans-of-venerous-veracity-AND-nobility-amongst-mundane-living otherwise known “vvvvvvvvvvvanmglbcpetjshsoftnthsgskfktbthagsfjcndksykawegotshstogotnandtugdjsdownandouthotherwise; we are junkies” so we must continue on with the recipe of gains/cuts sopas.

    {English} “Yes.” – Silent-Partner

    Here’s the beef. You think I don’t have beef, even when beef-less; you crazy putang ily ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
    Put them mf maroney-cabroney-sliceos in da pot-t-t-t-T-t!!!! {Made doable by my current chef’s knife I shave my arm hair with to test, and da smithereen-vanquisher of knife sharpeners. You think you need electric sharpener – pull the pomos of daffodil weeds from our your A1 and get to the stringing of harpsichords, otherwise. (Ykfom, if I’ve seen you use an electronic sharpener – you baby as in juvenile, not baby as in mi baebalietos. Compandrmuonta bro.

    I almost made cubes of the beef, as I did with the chicken. Though by kismet indifference, my beef chuck was still semi-frodo-frozen. As it I turned my searing-third-eye-of-souernsaezos I decided to slice the beef and let it shred under pressure cooking in the pot. It feels good to keep traditions alive. โ˜บ๏ธ

    Silent-Partner appreciated this, as, after eating of nourishment, realized, I made brisket out of chuck roast on accident!! Again!! Yayyyyy ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜Œ


    Onwards, we go onto the ending resultanasaa (results of various stages and ambience of a well-made-meal-eaten – zupherandazcvioue).


    +seuaguanaea/segueway-non-sequitor+

    The beef was beefin’ and the energy was secured and enhanced, indeed.

    So,

    This what it looks like – all jus. Yes.
    Stir the muntanatnanyt pot with your ratioed conversion rubber spatula. Purple today, bc Silent-Partner’s favorite color is purple and the grevo-green rubber spatula is no sturdy as duroduroduro shade of purple that is Silent-Partner’s preference-adherence.
    Look at those muchancoees electrolytes i.e. bubbles/bubbles.
    You know the toppings. Look with your misas. If you do not understand- boo hoo, it is to be you ๐Ÿค— you better wear spectacles for this discretion to be demuried. (Deamayasnanventin-tin)
    Get bolarebola, don’t forget the {liquid} garnish (as it’s gains/cuts season) and droopy-drop the emulsion into excellency of nutrient density via acuomulated-electrolytes devised upon formation of jus-straining. (Dameasias)
    Take that bihyony outside so you can suffer in the sun, and enhance the melanin of protein nourishment via “drop your loot and sit mamaiya [- Silent-Partner]”

    It’s time to eat!!

    Let your puchanazhas hair o’ follicles down and wrap that shizchontazssa into low bun with dangley-angely face frame (zomon/i.e. only if you are Sam) and let the brim breath momentarily for picture-photography- escapade. {Working on hair growth and regaining curl pattern, have de vema} (I no lie on this one, it was hard.)
    The Proximous de 28 degreanamas shines down on me – as in i.e.) if you plagiarize my fit, by paraphrasing the lay- you are not down with O.P.P. and mi baebalitos will most indubitably- tell me. [I will restrict my platform as “mimicry is no flattery to me” defineo) we have full-circle in title regards folks. Praeauama! Thank you!
    Wrap that shitbuzomazoas tight, a la “dirly whirly conpriacoinszhingis a dame: fashion is function is functional fashion i.e.) “no hair, no soup for you” – Silent-Partner

    You like my steampunk ring, man! Tiger’s eye para de visgade domainao secunetom reivon.

    Yes, we match on this one, ring. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ป

    Muchas regardas paramia nytie-nyt news tell me of the earthquake occuring shortly after/around 10:22am as I had left a comment of The Doors and my heart reaches my homies left jammin’ in ny ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ perhaps the mayor means well to “go about your day as usual” as a sentiment of “vamvadadelaonxovnzasan5its-sam” muchasamoresparamismazanas-nators-aitos-of-exvellency&living ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿฅณ {comaieron/ keep the party going anyways bby, ride the quake, don’t shake the wake, party don’t stop till I walk in – and I’m in NC!!””}
    blurred-for-discretion
    electrolyte+emulsion-excellency via spoon spoon and choppy chop(s)sticks: redwood bc we go hard in the mf clay.
    You no eat gamey? Your heard no-in-game. Brosuf.
    drink me. you know what that spout is for.
    estan de rewarrdsss of excellency via electrolyte-emulsion (sugary sports drink not included)
    esta finito/ DONE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ. (Sam/Silent-Partner reaction)

    The glasoacor bowl is on the concrete as my Silent-Partner post-humously avows he did not turn to concreta a mere 0.28 parsecs after finishing and I went to lounge in the sun – to suffer after such a delight of a meal eatn al fresco (in the great-outdoors) {concretea=his love for me is indistinguishable and my cooking is non-negotiable “simply the best!!” (I.e. no 21-seasoning-spice-salute and no shticky-lil-stick-herb that make Silent-Partner have GERD and #2 for dessert on his throne ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜… grosssss, we’re working on getting him to eat oatmeal instead of shredded wheat still. Woof, does this man like to suffer to live when I don’t cook for him, and just8 (ie. For my enjoyment, not-his. Hahaha.)))


    Onto the ambience!!

    My baby spgahumed my saphom crab apple flower tree bush while I was gone!! Microbiome biihh!!! (Trust your hornyculturist in this videum/medium-of-mote-of-matter-vitrial-trials)
    Cloud Atalatl observes.
    Grab your shitolottotoot (load of stuffs n’ goods de goodies) and retreat to suffer in throne of sunshine. Baby boiyo Ozmandius follows.
    Silent-Partner thinks he is funny living poisonous magnolia-leaf crown beneath elanthroneofsunshine Adirondack-chaireth and believes this too is a “Laurel leaf/olive branch.” So funny. Jaime.
    Instinctively wants to stomp like glass bottle at Jewish wedding but resists!! I have no regards to proving legalities amongst my partner, Silent-Partner. Saetueladeltaxon, variesfnemfdemiron ๐Ÿ˜Ž/๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ.
    Silent5Partner think he so funny when I purposely thrift flanelo para de thrift store from another “detox session/episode of psychosis via third-eye awakening” and he came up to me as if we’ve never met before – again. 5 years ago. Almosa. I thrifted the shirt 2.78 years ago. He is precious, indeed. Gravioamoaza paramidvidedeanamorofintiumabolanazo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซ‚
    My son loves me.
    Purple daisy weed!! Ie/ an experience of aviation ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅธ
    stay shadey-shadey even in the sunshine proximous of 28 degrees.
    Peace!!!/s-s-s-S-s-Salud!!
    Angle the dangle of the camera lens to find the sun’s searth/search for you.
    Thought it was granite? No! Sun-baked Clay, as we go hard for painsforgains/cuts season. Gaia reminds us, thusfore.
    Blind yourself with discreet “one-push” photograph of nature’s excellency {damasiyavandam decama photography)
    Let your hair down again, and retire with your loved on. Silent-or-not. Sam-or-what. This is the question ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
    My ending message to Silent-Partner via “the web of distress, otherwise known as “The Internet””

    No Texans are my exes, probadia. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ I kid, I kid!! Jokei-jokei with much love ๐Ÿง–๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ’›=๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒž


    Now?? For da music!!

    Inspirations as I was conducting the finitum (final episode) of this post:

    “I’m So Tired” by Fugazi

    “For the Last Time” by $uicideboy$ (I stopped liking this one for “mimicry is no flattery to me, purposes” thought Silent-Partner partitions I persist in this incredulous bop of a hit, I may seem to be classique one say- tho!! Remains a singular statement of Fall Depression Discretion of 2016 pramosoas-per both of us. {S./S-P.} (Ilysmbby)

    “Lydia” by Highly Suspect

    “Mad (feat. Lil-Wayne)” by Solange, Lil-Wayne

    “Tonight” by Sheff G

    —

    peristias, I skipped Korn’s Pink Floyd homage and skipped to:

    “Da Art of Storytellin’ (Pt.1)” by OutKast ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ As our Gemini Moons don’t stop for n.U.n.

    (I peaked at the shuffle line-up, oopsoies-whoospies!! ๐Ÿ˜)

    Then as we sat in da {current} Thone o’ Sunshine:

    “Vermillion, Pt. 2” by Slipknot cooled us down. {Ya know we had to have some Vol. 3 on sopa hey-dayy!!ยก!

    We finished off our excursion to the backyard and had Marvin Gaye lead us back in with “Is That Enough” and then Mayor Eric Adams via nytie-nyte-news said to “follow as you do-useazh” paraphrase of some sort.. followed and we shut down the party with

    “Merengue Electronic (Rompe Consola” by Omega.


    Now for the Bloopers!! (Bc some things never change ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿผ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฝ)

    hmph. box-dye:rubias. *Eyesloucho* haha.
    Tri-tri-tri-triahe time!!
    Make-a-Wish!! I dare you ๐Ÿ˜ˆ/๐Ÿ‘ฟ
    ratatatatat-comba-de-blessingยฟ?โ€ฝ
    Even the bsf wants my sopa. It’s offspring are asleep in my compost ๐Ÿ˜ˆ/๐Ÿคฎ
    Even my boi, shadey-shadey and the sunlight chases him ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ (tMMFSO/UN)
    Eat. The. Hair. Of. Hair courvert’ otherwise you will be string-of-pearls-like-succs-plant by2nyte. (I had to bite my nails in luney-tune-raimy-tainy bin – do not judge the outlay; one day at a time. You can see from posts – we’ve been busy. ๐Ÿฝ)
    Like Mother, Like So/uN
    Head-SHot Oz.

    [Silent-Partner has already sent photo to walogreanyo for wallet picture print of this one, affirmed momentatadnto of @ 14:34, as we are finishing up-post] yayyy!! ๐Ÿฅฐ/๐Ÿ˜Ž {that’s our Son, he cooler than you bby..}

    Silent-Partner’s Left-Handed-Joint-Ambidextrousย  pick of pic of DOOOOM;

    His Caption: “That’s a Handsome Woman.” ๐ŸŽญ [Emoji pick of Duality via S./S-P.}

    To End, this Bournounta Ventura (Most-Fortunate Venture of Madanity-Madness):

    Our symphonics of kismet-synchronicity include

    My Epilogue:

    “America’s Most Blunted” by M-etc. (c’mon you know this one by now, mane dashaijyayada – ykiyk)

    His Reaction:

    “I Won’t Share You” by The Smiths

    …

    So “STRANGEWAYS, HERE WE COME” INDEED. The battery is at a teenyten and I am at a 0 and S-P is a 3 for 1. Of us. I think. That wraps it up!! And I have tested the inexplicable capability of “blogging via mobile device” via pixel-hazards via Pixel moblie-domelie.

    Asavaadida! Until.Next.Time!!

    adhunntointtdddttt!!! / time for sleep!! Clocking at 14:45ยก$

    -Chef Sam/Borracho-Gichochoto

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