Was otw to the bodega and celebrating Friday morning (I know now, tis Thurs Morning} I’m having so much fun so much is happening]]]>

Here’s pictures of a squirrel that I caught following me trail!!

Tis but a scratch

Money python

I love haikus.

Squiirreeelllsss.

Al[t]eu[is]tic [M]anners for Mentors [Adh]ering to [D]estiny Darts.

The world is Hyperbolic.

TAnKa!!!

Hah hah aha hah idk what to write dude it’s Friday night, Thursday morning rn. I’m partying by myself dude ,🤠🐊🤙🏼😎🐉 -Sam. Your Scary God.Mother of some-sort. (Tinker tinker children, $50 a child and we’re going to Walmart doth be off!! {I stole a bmx bike after picking a soft lock and roldededed it on top of the bicycle racks into the balloon ball and crashed through and broke my femur in the wires of the ball pit while wearing a Zero from TheNBC onesie 6sizes too small. 2001 was gr8 kids. You’re all grown up now! And still older than me!! Gr88888 pups raWr.

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I apologize in convenience further ahead for my dastardly ways. I am entirely too bored and procured in the memeage memories o da morning.

-Sameth. (Woah boi the bodega has some toyso’interest and so much is happening. I’m fucking wild dude. Embrace the squirrel today.)