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  • Mundane Monologues: Retired Gardener Chef Meals; someone just gave us them [the produce.]

    September 7th, 2024

    When I ask red or green..
    I mean red bell pepper and jalapenos.
    There is no other way.
    And Hatch – is old and crumply by purpose and excess.

    All my meals have been repurposed into ratoittoulle.
    I hate, yellow squash + green zucchini
    And onions and red bell pepper.
    I have abolished green almost all together.
    My favorite is orange.
    The yellow, beautiful; but somehow feels inbetween uses.

    Cilantro, we have made amends again.
    Everything is jewish to greek to israeli to new-mexican to mexican.
    Oaxaca is the style I go fo.
    The “Northern Cuisine of the South”
    Mountains different there with a Meteorite Borderland.

    The Milani of Mexico.
    Egregious Appetite Concerns.
    And I have to detective clue every meal.
    They’ve shown me most ingredient batches for 3 months now.
    Simple meals, I had rebelled.
    Cut the seasoning.
    Half-ass brat diet, and now back to crushed red pepper. everywhere.

    I’ve grown tired of making pasta again.
    Microwave meals as I sourjourned away from attention.
    Nope.
    Not gonna do it.
    23 hours at the stove yesterday.
    I fucking hate zucchini bread.
    The more awful it tastes – oh yeah, that’s right on par…
    Smug face, included.
    I still don’t understand casserole.
    I’m cassouleting for my life.
    Crack every surface.
    Stab the cake again.
    Broke the tip of the knife just for this dish 4 months in advanced, huh?
    The segueway to my par-lay.
    Absolutely not.

    And for that I’m indifferent.
    I’ve avoided struesel all my life.
    Now I want apples with oats but mostly apples and there’s like
    3 bags of apples dude.
    Bought me the oh so , cherished
    Mf kinda like not-cheap at all dude.
    Honeycrisp.
    Back to fuji,
    You love dem asian apples, huh?

    North-side turned to Japanese.
    Koreans with peaches and if there’s no plums in the summer,
    Plum tomatoes are your tortellini + turkey sauce.
    Put the milk.
    Later sour cream.
    I know your ways.

    I didn’t feel like cooking dinner after that bender either.
    Thank you.

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