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  • Peckinpash Redeems in Immortal Reveedaunttschainleains: Bullshit Doctrines Only + White-People Authenticated “I got an asian-wife recipe.” [divorced. not married. many decades in-between. but the family be kickin’ it.]

    October 5th, 2024

    There’s a mf Westeroyoes Cake
    On my goddamn desk
    Sanctioned with blackened syrup room
    And opened flattened gallon plastic baggie
    A no-lid-left-to-miss after putting it in the community sink
    Leftovers for Lunch Tupperware style
    A squovaline rectangle
    And I was bitched at
    And sniped
    And tricked
    And deduced
    Into sleep more
    And complaining of hunger
    And making room to say “I think I’ll meditate.”
    And some spiritual optimistic when I get that crick-glitch
    In a reminder
    And now it’s 06:43
    Left the pot on of the double brew before I got a cup
    And I remember my 3-week depression of absolutely no and broken voice
    And now you guys have infiltrated my playlists with singles and international accord of decades past
    And (make me.) snipe me with Army of Me
    And sing Bjork
    To auto berry and rasta and turpentine turquoise lights
    And may decanters of plans
    And odd, somehow sexual puns
    On the consumption of Cheez-its
    And every time I see I get Domino instead of Dixie Crystals
    I earned that dead man’s heart
    Before we kicked it in
    31pg. story
    To talk shit if family history.
    Oh Bryant Blue-Marker Bryant Jones Willamston o’ TopoftheWillso’Sonndonctcha know
    And now every time I reach for nutmeg
    There’s oregano in the dish now
    And every time I think crushed red pepper
    Paprika is somehow now on the attendance order of my spice-sequencing
    And I didn’t put cumin but hot mustard powder
    And the neighbor yells at me in investments of banana bread
    And the ulmighty shout game
    And I prepared for your 3 minutes before I pop it in the oven complaints
    And instead I just sat there
    7 times an hour for 3-4 in a row.
    Walking up in ‘Auto”
    And now my lights
    Have taught Pip the halloweenie
    Bc zaustiena Ockbtoberwson dontcha know
    And my hoarded penny-pincher gift of rations
    Will soon be
    Corned Beef Casseroulon Cake
    And Wsteraorad would cure for 3 days in open air
    And I almost asked if you want me to take it out the glass loaf dish of anchor-ng-cords
    And like
    Dry-can in the Tupperware.

    I’ve been craving that damned canned black bread that’s on Chopped every now and then
    And I wanna toast it
    And every brioche must become
    bread pudding.

    8 years soon.
    I’ll give it to ya
    And since that broccoli rice one where I shit on Tony Bourdain’s post-dead but alive now soul bc
    The Grrrlie knows Cryo-Coma Care 😎
    Send her to France.
    And I took care of the rest
    That guy wanted to come back.

    Not Johnny.
    Noooo uh, not Johnny.
    He’s finally permitting not requesting the cooking of Greek food
    After a descendant ate
    Moussaka,
    Fresh-baked on impulse since dinner was just
    “Find something around.”
    Too sick to skip tricks and go out in town with eshoguelnon rebound.
    No voice
    Working back to singing
    And they snipe me with walking-aroundthemarkc karaoke
    And I get cheesy
    And my blues are pretty soul to squeeze
    Ya cheesy bastards.
    And they won’t buy cheese and butter.

         .17MinutesAgo;’
    “Famine Food,.. makes War-Ration Food look Luxurious.. ifyk what I mean ..😎👆🏼👌🏼🤌🏼🤏🏼🤙🏼🫰🏼 yuh. …*52seconds later*
    Lily-bulbs. Poison! Who thought to ate those in Dueastchshlanhdsazs. Taro? Ya ever eaten that. Mega poisonous, but we found a way. Cherries!?!?! Most would kill a baby if they’ve never had a carrot in their nutrition before…those seeds. But oh my… did we eat many carrots before we ever planted cherry trees ..😞🥷🏻🧙🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🦯⛹🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🛀🏻🧖🏻‍♀️💇🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🍽️🍵

    Finally unwrapped my stachoniungvegetablanoil and just like used it since I skipped making dumplings and chili oil.
    Thoust bitches get chicken while I get elk.
    Thousinetineaneatzen bvbitchezceecks get
    plastic glassacor
    I get metal and siphon vacuum steel
    That matches me
    Primus Anchor Cafeaalian Cup.
    Good Eye in Base-xchanges.

    Brown, mocha, black, and tan.
    ….

    unzstath that’s why everything used to taste like carrot with unzstaaadac hot mustard powder bc vegetable oil is made out of carrots and carrots tops but mostly carrots. You can make fake popcorn bag butter that way. That’s why super 50s hydrogenated bottles were like..slurry with carrot bits.
    OinchtalandvuciAhaine the Americans never learned to grind mustard seeds??!?!scgchsraontchat!
    ….”some ghost says there were Mennonites that did..”
    unzdataalaim gfyrkeachenz that’s the story of Mueller Pasta was made in America
    And Canola is made from Plums in China and szat Olive.

    Italia to Arabia.
    Gimme some Moor.

    And blessings be, I was distracted writing on phone on chair next to stove and Haze the Grey Cat with Chrysocolla Eyes is sitting behind on the top part
    Eyes out the window
    And eyes on me
    With wafting winds
    Of chstaiclsskisi

    It’s a
    BrehashfiwsndsZatchlainch
    Cake.
    If it wasn’t anglo-simplified.

    Hazldhcclahcrainb chrgait for this humble shdcbalraimzrain we’ve performed.

    I almost left the house for legalized bodega weed prerolls and Taco Bell and then taunted+tempted with coupon after coupon after coupon.

    Don’t stir the potatoes and onions too much before…! Before what?
    Get distracted.
    They turn out crispy and not grey-sludgehrcNeshchatuts that way.

    and that leads to unsztctahe cvanchsleain gkaunts Story of Lann Villalonos Deaegmamgingrel of Miliean

    Brothers Grimm og.6616.

    Oh Peckinpash,
    That’s Manishevitz Pack has gotta age at least another 17 Seasons of the past 86 spiritual endeavours we’ve occurred since my procurement from thlan hosetles of the one aisle in town to carry it -Alainways.

    That matzo ain’t leavened now.. is it Dear? 🤨🧐🤭🫥🙂
    I suppose not.
    Can everything from how on, I have no qualms about it.

    He hasn’t been more loving since
    His grandson died.

    Ancient Relics in that Fourth Boost.
    And I forgot to mention.
    I wasn’t the one who parted my hair two inches to the left in my sleep.

    And I’m certainly not the one carving a Curved-Wilson W with the rims facing East and my waves billowing West.

    Or the taunsies strand knot
    That meets the 8 others at the bow.

    Peaky Blinders? No one had ever made me watch that show
    Until
    Like uhhh
    Less than a year ago
    And now

    It’s been enlightened.

    And every time I wanna dunk on a hoe
    (someone I love truly)
    It comes out in weshlandaixhchydsintalk

    And we’ve been getting along more than ever.
    Even if your hot actor
    Mmannaniamagia mirwa to you spaghetti with chili aon ealea plateerria
    Was like hella British and uh
    *gulp*
    Musical besides the office stuff.

    Lil trickster with a smile for a gun.
    I want smoked paprika next.

    GHosties Understandings 🤞🏻
    (read behind me dawg ur deaf too.
    even whilst u ded
    but like
    You promised to haunt me and so did I and I held that shit down
    And now
    You’re having too much fun with it.)

    The Crumbs Stay
    And chorizo
    Makes real good grease
    With all that paprika + chili powder
    For a lil glow + life
    On some real good grease bread.

    And now it’s been deli-dessert talk rankings everyday for 43 days.

    Babka Soon???
    I gots to bread.
    The Primordial Banana Bread.

    Let hr cur.

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