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    April 2nd, 2025

    Worms have riddled

    The brain

    Meant for fortune

    And somewhere in it’s destiny

    Those worms found an apple

    And started to teach.

    They taught chemistry and fine arithmetic

    And they were psychologist shrinks too but better

    Than a guidance counselor.

    The worms began to sing

    And wear clothes

    And each worm grew to 5’7

    And turned Episcopalian

    And went to church

    Entirely human

    Grown from a worm

    Like apples that kept doctors away

    They showed them the genome in those seeds

    Weird theories.

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