Weird Theories

Worms have riddled

The brain

Meant for fortune

And somewhere in it’s destiny

Those worms found an apple

And started to teach.

They taught chemistry and fine arithmetic

And they were psychologist shrinks too but better

Than a guidance counselor.

The worms began to sing

And wear clothes

And each worm grew to 5’7

And turned Episcopalian

And went to church

Entirely human

Grown from a worm

Like apples that kept doctors away

They showed them the genome in those seeds

Weird theories.


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