Alright babelietoes (my lil babies that better break their toes over their necks than bother my peace of a mundane day with no-plans-attachè [you down with O.P.P., yaahh – you know me 🤭👌🏼]
If you have any clue what caleernea-domi-sopa-no-creta is {beef for gains, chicken for maims, and veggies for lan Sola} you best averyayyogo (stay tuned for da recipe of “cooking with intuition for nutrient adherence” 🤣🤣🤲🏼🫶🏼🤞🏼🥰
You see this pot? You seemingly think this is familiar? Hmm..ph. cause it is!! It’s gains-for-pains-and-cut-the-veins+CHRCK+soooPAAAA.
Use what you have!!
Since I was all luney-tuney-and-tainy-rainy for mentality, I have only checked the fridge this morning to figure out a nutrient dense meal. A certain fn conglomerate of a show from Silent-Partner has maddened me into thinking I am incapable of televised heroic win of hedonism-through-cookery-nourishment. [I am calling myself a {holly}hack.) silent-partner smiles regardless.
I ate my -soy-mixto-mint bola derebola’s worth and he ate a 40oz glassacor bowl worth while I retreated to my camera lens for abysmally display of wtf it is to live quaintly in a place that makes you miserable; i.e. look at putanging tagline on my home page at this link aqui. Or otherwise “mundaneness paramivida de suburbian dis-pleasure” or rather “I miss daBlock-what do you mean this is -an improvement?” Donde estas lan culturea- anywayyss!
Let’s get to da food, da grubbie grub that grubbing, meal bby!!!
Put the phocking bacon on top of the veg (yes, I eat pork bc no mames-no suenoazias; beef been real expensive lately and si, I still think chicken is the most boring protein; but obnoxiously/callously there was two chicken breasts placed on my proteins of choice I gots my moms to pull out for me while I was still institutionalized code-switching into activity room “patient-phone.” Hmph. You gets me? That’s how much I wanted Pure. Beef. The puitamas frozen peel-on medium shrimp can wait for later, whenever we gets to sleep. @ 12:40 and night-time nearly approaches for us vulturous-virtuous-vulcans-of-venerous-veracity-AND-nobility-amongst-mundane-living otherwise known “vvvvvvvvvvvanmglbcpetjshsoftnthsgskfktbthagsfjcndksykawegotshstogotnandtugdjsdownandouthotherwise; we are junkies” so we must continue on with the recipe of gains/cuts sopas.
{English} “Yes.” – Silent-Partner
Here’s the beef. You think I don’t have beef, even when beef-less; you crazy putang ily 🫶🏼☺️🥰Put them mf maroney-cabroney-sliceos in da pot-t-t-t-T-t!!!! {Made doable by my current chef’s knife I shave my arm hair with to test, and da smithereen-vanquisher of knife sharpeners. You think you need electric sharpener – pull the pomos of daffodil weeds from our your A1 and get to the stringing of harpsichords, otherwise. (Ykfom, if I’ve seen you use an electronic sharpener – you baby as in juvenile, not baby as in mi baebalietos. Compandrmuonta bro.
I almost made cubes of the beef, as I did with the chicken. Though by kismet indifference, my beef chuck was still semi-frodo-frozen. As it I turned my searing-third-eye-of-souernsaezos I decided to slice the beef and let it shred under pressure cooking in the pot. It feels good to keep traditions alive. ☺️
Silent-Partner appreciated this, as, after eating of nourishment, realized, I made brisket out of chuck roast on accident!! Again!! Yayyyyy 🥰🥰😜🥴😌
Onwards, we go onto the ending resultanasaa (results of various stages and ambience of a well-made-meal-eaten – zupherandazcvioue).
+seuaguanaea/segueway-non-sequitor+
The beef was beefin’ and the energy was secured and enhanced, indeed.
So,
This what it looks like – all jus. Yes. Stir the muntanatnanyt pot with your ratioed conversion rubber spatula. Purple today, bc Silent-Partner’s favorite color is purple and the grevo-green rubber spatula is no sturdy as duroduroduro shade of purple that is Silent-Partner’s preference-adherence.Look at those muchancoees electrolytes i.e. bubbles/bubbles.You know the toppings. Look with your misas. If you do not understand- boo hoo, it is to be you 🤗 you better wear spectacles for this discretion to be demuried. (Deamayasnanventin-tin)Get bolarebola, don’t forget the {liquid} garnish (as it’s gains/cuts season) and droopy-drop the emulsion into excellency of nutrient density via acuomulated-electrolytes devised upon formation of jus-straining. (Dameasias)Take that bihyony outside so you can suffer in the sun, and enhance the melanin of protein nourishment via “drop your loot and sit mamaiya [- Silent-Partner]”
It’s time to eat!!
Let your puchanazhas hair o’ follicles down and wrap that shizchontazssa into low bun with dangley-angely face frame (zomon/i.e. only if you are Sam) and let the brim breath momentarily for picture-photography- escapade. {Working on hair growth and regaining curl pattern, have de vema} (I no lie on this one, it was hard.) The Proximous de 28 degreanamas shines down on me – as in i.e.) if you plagiarize my fit, by paraphrasing the lay- you are not down with O.P.P. and mi baebalitos will most indubitably- tell me. [I will restrict my platform as “mimicry is no flattery to me” defineo) we have full-circle in title regards folks. Praeauama! Thank you!Wrap that shitbuzomazoas tight, a la “dirly whirly conpriacoinszhingis a dame: fashion is function is functional fashion i.e.) “no hair, no soup for you” – Silent-Partner
You like my steampunk ring, man! Tiger’s eye para de visgade domainao secunetom reivon.
Yes, we match on this one, ring. 😈👻
Muchas regardas paramia nytie-nyt news tell me of the earthquake occuring shortly after/around 10:22am as I had left a comment of The Doors and my heart reaches my homies left jammin’ in ny 🫶🏼 perhaps the mayor means well to “go about your day as usual” as a sentiment of “vamvadadelaonxovnzasan5its-sam” muchasamoresparamismazanas-nators-aitos-of-exvellency&living 🙂↕️🫥🥳 {comaieron/ keep the party going anyways bby, ride the quake, don’t shake the wake, party don’t stop till I walk in – and I’m in NC!!””}blurred-for-discretionelectrolyte+emulsion-excellency via spoon spoon and choppy chop(s)sticks: redwood bc we go hard in the mf clay.You no eat gamey? Your heard no-in-game. Brosuf.drink me. you know what that spout is for.estan de rewarrdsss of excellency via electrolyte-emulsion (sugary sports drink not included)esta finito/ DONE 👍🏽. (Sam/Silent-Partner reaction)
The glasoacor bowl is on the concrete as my Silent-Partner post-humously avows he did not turn to concreta a mere 0.28 parsecs after finishing and I went to lounge in the sun – to suffer after such a delight of a meal eatn al fresco (in the great-outdoors) {concretea=his love for me is indistinguishable and my cooking is non-negotiable “simply the best!!” (I.e. no 21-seasoning-spice-salute and no shticky-lil-stick-herb that make Silent-Partner have GERD and #2 for dessert on his throne 🤣🤣😅 grosssss, we’re working on getting him to eat oatmeal instead of shredded wheat still. Woof, does this man like to suffer to live when I don’t cook for him, and just8 (ie. For my enjoyment, not-his. Hahaha.)))
Onto the ambience!!
My baby spgahumed my saphom crab apple flower tree bush while I was gone!! Microbiome biihh!!! (Trust your hornyculturist in this videum/medium-of-mote-of-matter-vitrial-trials)Cloud Atalatl observes. Grab your shitolottotoot (load of stuffs n’ goods de goodies) and retreat to suffer in throne of sunshine. Baby boiyo Ozmandius follows.Silent-Partner thinks he is funny living poisonous magnolia-leaf crown beneath elanthroneofsunshine Adirondack-chaireth and believes this too is a “Laurel leaf/olive branch.” So funny. Jaime. Instinctively wants to stomp like glass bottle at Jewish wedding but resists!! I have no regards to proving legalities amongst my partner, Silent-Partner. Saetueladeltaxon, variesfnemfdemiron 😎/👌🏼. Silent5Partner think he so funny when I purposely thrift flanelo para de thrift store from another “detox session/episode of psychosis via third-eye awakening” and he came up to me as if we’ve never met before – again. 5 years ago. Almosa. I thrifted the shirt 2.78 years ago. He is precious, indeed. Gravioamoaza paramidvidedeanamorofintiumabolanazo 😍🫂My son loves me.Purple daisy weed!! Ie/ an experience of aviation 😵💫🤮🫨🥶🥸stay shadey-shadey even in the sunshine proximous of 28 degrees.Peace!!!/s-s-s-S-s-Salud!!Angle the dangle of the camera lens to find the sun’s searth/search for you.Thought it was granite? No! Sun-baked Clay, as we go hard for painsforgains/cuts season. Gaia reminds us, thusfore.Blind yourself with discreet “one-push” photograph of nature’s excellency {damasiyavandam decama photography) Let your hair down again, and retire with your loved on. Silent-or-not. Sam-or-what. This is the question 🤔🙂↔️😝My ending message to Silent-Partner via “the web of distress, otherwise known as “The Internet””
No Texans are my exes, probadia. 😆😆😁 I kid, I kid!! Jokei-jokei with much love 🧖🏻♀️🧢🕶️💛=🌝🌚🌞
Now?? For da music!!
Inspirations as I was conducting the finitum (final episode) of this post:
“I’m So Tired” by Fugazi
“For the Last Time” by $uicideboy$ (I stopped liking this one for “mimicry is no flattery to me, purposes” thought Silent-Partner partitions I persist in this incredulous bop of a hit, I may seem to be classique one say- tho!! Remains a singular statement of Fall Depression Discretion of 2016 pramosoas-per both of us. {S./S-P.} (Ilysmbby)
“Lydia” by Highly Suspect
“Mad (feat. Lil-Wayne)” by Solange, Lil-Wayne
“Tonight” by Sheff G
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peristias, I skipped Korn’s Pink Floyd homage and skipped to:
“Da Art of Storytellin’ (Pt.1)” by OutKast 🤌🏼🤌🏽 As our Gemini Moons don’t stop for n.U.n.
(I peaked at the shuffle line-up, oopsoies-whoospies!! 😝)
Then as we sat in da {current} Thone o’ Sunshine:
“Vermillion, Pt. 2” by Slipknot cooled us down. {Ya know we had to have some Vol. 3 on sopa hey-dayy!!¡!
We finished off our excursion to the backyard and had Marvin Gaye lead us back in with “Is That Enough” and then Mayor Eric Adams via nytie-nyte-news said to “follow as you do-useazh” paraphrase of some sort.. followed and we shut down the party with
“Merengue Electronic (Rompe Consola” by Omega.
Now for the Bloopers!! (Bc some things never change 😁😘🤟🏼🤟🏽)
hmph. box-dye:rubias. *Eyesloucho* haha.Tri-tri-tri-triahe time!!Make-a-Wish!! I dare you 😈/👿ratatatatat-comba-de-blessing¿?‽Even the bsf wants my sopa. It’s offspring are asleep in my compost 😈/🤮Even my boi, shadey-shadey and the sunlight chases him 😄🥰😁 (tMMFSO/UN)Eat. The. Hair. Of. Hair courvert’ otherwise you will be string-of-pearls-like-succs-plant by2nyte. (I had to bite my nails in luney-tune-raimy-tainy bin – do not judge the outlay; one day at a time. You can see from posts – we’ve been busy. 🐽)Like Mother, Like So/uNHead-SHot Oz.
[Silent-Partner has already sent photo to walogreanyo for wallet picture print of this one, affirmed momentatadnto of @ 14:34, as we are finishing up-post] yayyy!! 🥰/😎 {that’s our Son, he cooler than you bby..}
Silent-Partner’s Left-Handed-Joint-Ambidextrous pick of pic of DOOOOM;
His Caption: “That’s a Handsome Woman.” 🎭 [Emoji pick of Duality via S./S-P.}
To End, this Bournounta Ventura (Most-Fortunate Venture of Madanity-Madness):
Our symphonics of kismet-synchronicity include
My Epilogue:
“America’s Most Blunted” by M-etc. (c’mon you know this one by now, mane dashaijyayada – ykiyk)
His Reaction:
“I Won’t Share You” by The Smiths
…
So “STRANGEWAYS, HERE WE COME” INDEED. The battery is at a teenyten and I am at a 0 and S-P is a 3 for 1. Of us. I think. That wraps it up!! And I have tested the inexplicable capability of “blogging via mobile device” via pixel-hazards via Pixel moblie-domelie.
Asavaadida! Until.Next.Time!!
adhunntointtdddttt!!! / time for sleep!! Clocking at 14:45¡$
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